Cars In Barns revisited

It’s one of those modern myths you always hear rumors about but never really see in action. Someone has a Les Paul goldtop hidden under a bed for forty years or there’s an old barn out back that has a rare car sitting in it. Still, on occasion it does happen

Reader Dan Veneman recently shared with us an interesting little barn find. It appears his buddy recently inherited a ranch in Salida, California, that included a 75,000-mile 1956 Ford Thunderbird.


Let’s not forget that amazing 180 car find in a Portugese warehouse. Sadly, most of these barn finds are languishing in the “I’m going to fix it up someday” category.

The Freesound Project

There’s one thing on my old Nokia phone that I needed to find a iPhone equivalent for and it’s one of those inconsquentials you don’t believe is important unless you realize that you miss it. A lot.

For over a year now, my alarm clock was the stock Nokia “Airport Terminal” ringtone. Nothing more than some well-recorded airport ambience (indistinct background conversations, a distant announcement bell followed by a vaguely European announcer, sounds of people walking) it was the perfect thing to wake up to in the morning. Nothing shrill, but insistent enough to actually do the job of waking me up. Since switching to the iPhone, I needed some airport ambience – the cute robot voice, although cute, wasn’t going to cut it.

I figured that some airport field recordings had to be somewhere on the net and some judicial searching led me to The Freesound Project and mind-croggling huge repository of tens of thousands of different sounds from everywhere. Pretty much anything you can think of is there – follow the geotags, metatags, or choose one at random. Searching on “airport” brought up a good selection of sounds and after a short GarageBand conversion, I’m now waking up to the sounds of a departing flight to Milan from the Dubai airport.

Pulling the iPhone trigger

CKB iPhoneSeven days after my 16GB iPhone arrived, my gut reaction from last July still stands. To me the iPhone feels more like a piece of high-end test equipment or something from the glory days of HP’s calculator design studio than the flimsy plastic phones I’ve had over the years. Sure there will be a 3G model in a few months, but that final “push me over the edge” purchasing moment wasn’t solely the release of the SDK, but a aggregation of things: the SDK, the big iPhone seminar track at WWDC, all the excitement among developers I respect. I’m certainly not enough of a developer to be on the 2.0 beta fast track, but I did conclude that’s it’s kinda important for me to get up to speed on it. Not because it’s a phone or an iPod Touch or whatever the hell Apple comes up with, but mainly because it’s the first new Apple OS since OS X and I believe that most of the interesting new development stuff is going to happen on it rather than on OS X. At least until Lion or whatever cat 10.6 ends up being.

Some notes so far:

  • The only way I could get AT&T to transfer my mobile number from T-Mobile was if I contracted under AT&T’s pre-paid GoPhone plan. AT&T couldn’t give me a satisfactory answer and suggested that I switch to a regular plan later.
  • I’ve barely used my iPod since getting the phone. Using it now feels like going back to OS 7 on a Mac Plus. My observation last year about “eventually all small devices like this are going to work this way” is apparently still holding.
  • Sound quality is substantially better on the iPhone than on my 5G iPod, even when holding earphone variables constant.
  • Mobile Safari is pretty handy, but I appreciate mobile-browser optimized web sites much more. If anything, they’re less cluttered and rarely have advertisements.

The Enigma Of Arthur C. Clarke

clarke_2001.jpgI was five or six years old when I saw 2001 for the first time at a revival showing at the Orange Cinedome in 1971. It’s the first movie I remember seeing in a theater and thirty-seven years down the line that experience of seeing it stands out more in my emotional memory than things like my first visit to the Grand Canyon or even the launch of Apollo 17. Stendhal syndrome may not be soley limited to Florentine art and 2001 is my proof positive of that. Having said that, I’m going to commit an unspeakable act of criticism…

Arthur C. Clarke basically only wrote one story and then spent the rest of his writing career revising, modifying, and re-editing that story as science, society, and the simple passage of time evolved. It’s a process that wouldn’t be unknown to any of the characters in his books – mostly scientists, learned people, assorted technocrats and polymaths, all of whom have the sufficient time and resources to argue, complain, and otherwise deal with the big questions.

That one story was Clarke’s first sale: Rescue Party from 1946. In it, a galactic federation of ETs learn that the Sun is about to go Nova – threatening an intelligent species that lives on the third planet. A ship is dispatched to make contact and “if there was any trouble the rescue would be by force and the explanations could come later.” Along the way there are alien hive minds, planetary tourism, misidentification of what’s information and what isn’t, hell even a black monolith. And as with many of his storys, Clarke throws in a punch line at the end.

The evolution of humanity is much too important of a task to be left to mere humans and if asteroid impacts, heat death of the sun, or well-placed prehistoric artifacts won’t accomplish this then direct alien interference will do just nicely in order to become a citizen of the universe. Shades of a space-age Rudyard Kipling with aliens as Imperial Britain and the solar system as colonial India. The Overlords in Childhood’s End have a pretty advanced case of White ET’s Burden and I can’t help but wonder at how non-coincidental it was that Clarke lived most of his life in Sri Lanka. And if we’re going to play the intelligence relativism card, just how appropriate is it for the humans in The Deep Range to harvest an intelligent species (whales) for food?

Clarke’s famous third law: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” could be semantically interpreted as “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from god” and there’s a lot of that going around in his stories: the revivification of Frank Poole in 3001, the clones of Imperial Earth, most of Childhood’s End, the Chrislam sect in The Hammer Of God. Maybe advanced technology requires an advanced form of mysticism to keep it in check? Maybe it’s the other way around? Maybe it’s both? Clarke’s later stories do consider the blowback effects of unchecked technocracy, but you’re never really sure. Maybe he’s leaving that up to us to figure out.

It’s that open-endedness that’s kept me a fan of his work. And honestly, I’d much rather live in a world created by people who avidly read Clarke than I would one created by fans of Heinlein, Asimov, or really anyone else. These days it’s much more radical to be an optimist.

Favorite Clarke book? It’s really not any of his novels (the 2001 story benefits much more as a movie when Kubrick is on board) but his short stories. Two to check out are “I Remember Babylon” – a PKDesque story in which Clarke (as himself!) encounters a Soviet agent who thanks him for creating geosynchronous satellites. The satellites are used to beam junk television around the world, only with propaganda embedded within. Second is “Patent Pending” – scientists create a machine that can record and playback human experience. Can’t afford a meal at an expensive restaurant? Purchase the experience at a much lower price. If you’ve seen Brainstorm and/or Strange Days, you know what’s coming next…

I think there’s only three members of SF’s golden age left now. Ray Bradbury, Fred Pohl, and Jack Vance.

Irrational Hatred #1 – The Dirt logo

dirt_poster.jpgI have zero opinion on Courtney Cox and the show Dirt, but if FX promotion is going to plaster that poster all over my city then I’m going to pound on this.

Please, please, please come up with a better logo that doesn’t use that idiotic upside-down letter “i.” Yes I know the “i” is doing double-duty as an exclamation point, but it looks awkward – even more when it’s inside that box offset. A simple “dirt!” would fit in well with the poster’s Nagel-Lichtenstein pop art riff. Honesly I kinda like the art. It’s certainly a vast improvement on the hideous goth metal album cover poster for the show’s first season, but that logo is design kryptonite.

Attention FX: next time go directly to the Pander Brothers for this sort of thing. k thx bye.


Oscar v80.0

Congratulations guys!

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Occasionally something wins that utterly deserves to. Outside of There Will Be Blood, Once was the only movie that I unequivocably loved. No arguments with the winners, but Jeff Daniels really should have been nominated for The Lookout and The King Of Kong and Deep Water should have been nominated in Best Documentary.

I also discovered that I’ve seen 53 of the best picture winners.