Truck Guy

It’s not the opening to a TV show, but the opening to one of the films in the Torakku Yaro (a.k.a. “Truck Guy”) movie series from the late-1970s. This may just be one of the best opening sequences ever…

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TV In Japan (where I found this clip) notes:

This is a movie I feel I need to learn a lot more about.

It’s also the kind of thing that Quentin Tarantino probably has memorized.

I absolutely concur with that statement. A YouTube commenter notes that the opening song is by Ryuudou Uzaki and is titled “Ichibanboshi Blues.” Presumably there’s a helpful otaku out there who’s compiled all the music together.

I dug around on the net and turned up some info on what looks like the best film in the ten film series. In the fifth installment Sonny Chiba is the leader of the “Jaws Army Corps” truck gang. Sonny’s truck (a.k.a. Jaws I) is decorated as follows:

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Yowza!

alt.coffee closed

I’m a little sad, but not altogether surprised to hear that alt.coffee is closing. The past year has been pretty brutal on places that cater to the margins of NYC and alt.coffee was about as marginal as you can get. The coffee wasn’t particularly great (strong though!), it was too crowded with Avenue A weirdos, and the wireless was impacted from all the bandwidth leeching, but there was a anarchic charm about the place that I liked. If you squinted your eyes a bit the place resembled something out of a late 80s cyberpunk novel, even if the reality was more like that Daria episode. Still alt.coffee was the only place I’ve encountered that had public access Linux boxes. No great surprise that it was my default NYC office for awhile.

Apparently alt.coffee will re-open as Hopscotch, “a café tailored to the needs of children and families.” I have nothing to say to that.

What’s My Effects Setup

Fender Jazzmaster

And of no interest and no relevant Flickr group, here’s my current guitar, effect, and amp set-up (also on an annotated Flickr page)

Someone out there has perfected the Infinite Improbability Drive because in a little under three months I’ve joined a band and all this ancient machinery lying around has been dusted off, fired up, and brought back to full power like some forgotten spaceship. I found the Jazzmaster a little over ten years ago at the much missed Black Market Music. I played it steadily back then before putting it (along with everything else) in storage. Carruthers Guitars (I can’t recommend them highly enough!) replaced the frets and cleaned out the wiring and now it feels like a brand new guitar. Unbelievably loud too.

Occasionally there’s a Vox Cheetah and a mid-70s Telecaster driving all this too.

What’s In My Bag

One of the high traffic Flickr groups I read is What’s In Your Bag – pictures of people’s bags and what they carry around in them. It’s part of the pseudo-voyeur Flickr world of documenting people’s lives, just without showing the actual people. See also Annotated Work Spaces and Command-Shift-3.

It was only a matter of time before I got around to posting mine:

What's In My Bag

The Flickr page has the full annotations, but to break it down I’m carrying around (at the time of the picture):

  • Jack Spade’s laptop field bag
  • Headphones for laptop
  • Netflix to return (disc 1 of Profit)
  • MacBook Pro (2.33GHz Core 2 Duo, 2GB RAM, 120GB HD)
  • 5th Gen. iPod (40GB)
  • Nokia 6682
  • Laptop remote
  • Apple Wireless Mighty Mouse
  • MacBook Pro power adapter
  • USB cable for camera
  • FireWire cable for iPod
  • Winter/Spring 2007 Lay Of The Land newsletter from Center For Land-Use Interpretation
  • Winter 2006-2007 issue of 2600 magazine
  • The Bugatti Queen by Miranda Seymour
  • Rhodia note pad and various pens
  • Spare DVD-R blank

Out of the 700 photos I’ve put on Flickr, the picture of my bag is inexplicably my “most interesting.” Go figure.

Things going on while I was reconfiguring the server

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The only thing missing from the surveillance video of the SUV driver crashing through an Augusta mall is the Blues Brothers soundtrack. Bonus points to the deputy sheriff who barely keeps from laughing during his interview.


The state of air travel…

Passing through the Zurich (ZRH) airport is like being in a photo shoot for Nokia advertisements. Neutral blue-grey color scheme with a touch of red from the Swiss souvenir shops, well-dressed travelers quietly having a coffee before boarding and in true Enoian spirit there is background music but from a completely indiscernible source. Arriving back at the squalid LAX Bradley terminal after such a great experience is the real culture clash of traveling: missing ceiling panels, dirty carpeting, ambient garbage, and long lines.

Security control at LAX encapsulates everything that is wrong with the State Of Things. TSA isn’t secure at all, but a grown-up version of junior high school hall monitors with guns and just enough humiliation to avoid class-action lawsuits. Several hundred people are lined up to pass through the two passport checkpoints that are open. One guy efficiently does his job, the second takes five times as long and several more watch the proceedings. No one suggests opening up another checkpoint to process more people. At the baggage claim, a TSA guy has his dog sniff at four suitcases only before taking off – ignoring everything else on the carousel. During a delay in processing baggage, a TSA staffer announces to the 40-odd people left waiting that “all baggage has been off-loaded and to see your airline’s lost luggage counter if you don’t have your bag.” It was just a delay and the remaining baggage did show up but her announcement (whether it was a deliberate lie or callous incompetence) upset a few people.

Not surprisingly, international airlines are taking their business elsewhere and in true SoCal-strength NIMBYism, the locals could care less if the $4 billion of international visitor dollars disappears.

Symbolic perhaps that a chunk of the Theme Building collapsed. At least it’s being repaired.


Think that the retail record business is several turns into it’s final death spiral? Think again.

Jose Jimenez scanned the rows of CDs, whose covers mainly pictured men dressed in cowboy hats and Western-style shirts open at the collar.

Jimenez, who is from Mexico, was in a Latin record shop in the New York City borough of Queens. He was searching for the latest from a Mexican band whose forte is accordion- and polka-based music that relates sometimes-true stories about drug trafficking and its social ills. He had recently seen the band play on a Spanish-language television show.

“You listen to the music and start to believe you’re back in your country,” the 36-year-old said, adding that the lyrics speak about what is going on in Mexico these days.

For many Latin Americans like Jimenez, the source for their music – a cultural bridge between their lives in the U.S. and their homelands – is the neighborhood Latin record shop. These stores have proliferated in New York’s immigrant neighborhoods in recent years and have survived even as the retail music industry that caters to English speakers faces grim prospects.

[via Everyday Literacies]


Asinine painter and Stepford Village Idiot, Thomas Kinkade inspires a holiday movie. No word if the movie will include Kinkade’s values such as fraud, alcoholism, and public urination.


Sedition Books in Houston burns to the ground in an apparent arson attack. Houston police blame the victims telling them “if you get too extreme like this, this is what happens” and “if you do this again somewhere else, this kind of stuff is just gonna follow you…”


Without A Park To Range succinctly sums up my mixed feelings about the Hualapa’s skywalk over the Grand Canyon and resulting criticism.

I’m a bit fed up with criticism of the Hualapa’s effort to save their lives. Most condemnation reeks of Anglo racism at worst and misplaced white paternalism at best. One comment on Kurt’s piece really got me going.

“The architects of the El Tovar and the other buildings at the South Rim kept the buildings aesthetically in line with the canyon.”

What a load of crap. The Market Plaza at the South Rim is the size of a K-Mart. Why do we need such a big store in a National Park?

“The facilities the National Park Service built at the Grand Canyon are, for the most part, necessary in order for people to visit the canyon.”

Again I need my hip waders. John Wesley Powell and early travelers didn’t need a city on the South Rim to sustain them. Nor did Clarence Dutton or John Muir or Teddy Roosevelt, who expressed his wish that it remain pristine for future generations.

Today, the Canyon is anything but pristine with houses and pay phones at Phantom Ranch, a water pipeline across the canyon, a bank, an ATM, 11 restaurants, an auto mechanic shop, Internet access, a kennel, a medical clinic, a post office, gas stations, gift shops, six lodges with almost 1000 rooms. There are 228 miles of roads and 1143 buildings. This isn’t “necessary”. It’s excessive and it’s impossible to find solitude on the South Rim.

So back off the Hualapai! I’m fed up with this racist double standard. After everything the US government has done to native peoples, how dare you smugly anticipate the financial failure of their tribe!

My prediction: the skywalk will be out of business within three years. The controversy then will be people screaming at the government on how to best dismantle it, but not before the CLUI installs a guerilla photo exhibit.


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The Ford Cortina from Life On Mars is being auctioned off for charity and if I lived in the UK I would totally bid on it. Meanwhile, I patiently await the next episode.


And finally, two lesser-known conflicts going on in the world…

1. Armani attacks Savile Row, dismissing the traditional home of menswear as “a bad English comedy.”

2. Rock & Roll versus “Shadowy Russian Business Interests” in a war to control the factory that supplies two-thirds of the world’s vacuum tubes for amplifiers.

Through the pass and down the hill

One thing about getting your server hosed is that it’s finally an opportunity to do all that reconfiguration crap you’ve been putting off. Annoyingly, I discovered that I had become way too dependent on webmin for configuration. Kinda ashamed really, I used to be able to set things up completely by hand… including sendmail. Aside: the people who answer sendmail questions with “it’s too hard and insecure, use postfix” can go hang. Get yourself the fruit bat book and learn it the same way the rest of us did back in the BOFH days. It builds character.

Having said that, I made the switch to postfix since most SpamAssassin set-ups use it. Plus I get a leg up on making the switch to Leopard Server when it’s finally released. The Mac Mini colocation farm is just too great of a deal (and cheaper than what I’m paying now).

All three LA street signs at once

Awhile back, both Franklin Avenue and LA City Nerd looked at the differing types of street signs in use in town. Here at QC, we vastly prefer the original dark blue all-caps signs and are suspicious of the new dotted-i signs that have turned up on Western Ave. Honestly, those new signs look more appropriate for a south Orange County exurb than metropolitan central.

Then there’s the intersection of 4th St. and Orange Dr. Sign spotters and urban infrastructure fans take note as this intersection has all three types of signs in one place. The Flickr page has the annotations.

4th & Orange street signs

A modest proposal… squirrel edition

Apparently this week is Only In LA week: the week where the east coast feels free to make fun of us for being ridiculous. After armed dognapping and the mayor’s bus getting tagged with him in it, the latest story comes from Santa Monica – which I vehemently have to add is not part of Los Angeles.

Afraid that a population explosion among squirrels in a city park could pose a public health risk, Santa Monica officials are ready to try a proven method of dealing with the problem: birth control shots.

Plans call for squirrels in Palisades Park to be injected with an immuno-contraceptive vaccine to stunt sexual development. Breeding season runs from February to April, but the inoculations will take place this summer when the squirrels are most active outdoors and easier to trap.

Mountain View sees fit to just kill them (there’s aggressive squirrels?), and my solution is similar though somewhat unique:

Deploy Jeff The Giant Orange Cat to the westside!

Jeff The Giant Orange Cat