45 Years

One of the stranger photos to surface over the years…

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In the front, holding the plate of food: John Wayne. Standing in the back: Lee Harvey Oswald

I don’t quite want to be the person to write Weird Orange County, but there’s enough old-growth conspiracy in O.C. to fuel at least a couple of chapters. A photograph of OC’s Most Famous Resident and an assassination enigma is just the starting point… Oswald first reported for Marine Corps duty at El Toro where he became friends with Kerry Thornley. Thornley would go on to write a book about Oswald called The Idle Warriors – the only book written about Oswald before the JFK assassination. Thornley was also the main guy behind the Principia Discordia and the Discordian Society, later fanning the flames of paranoids worldwide who took a joke concocted in a Whitter bowling alley to inevitable and extreme conclusions.

The Prankster And The Conspiracy gets into the details. Thornley later found himself on the wrong end of Jim Garrison’s investigation with an indirect connection to O.C.’s Most Infamous Resident who just happened to be in Dallas that day.

The only thing missing from a county of flying saucers, assassination connections, corrupt sheriffs, and banking scandals is a crypto-monster, but perhaps O.C. could adopt Elsie the Lake Elsinore Sea Serpent from next door Riverside.

Air Force Week in Los Angeles

Midway through the FMDiSC meeting this morning, I got an email message saying that there was going to be a low altitude multi-plane flyby in conjuction with the opening ceremonies for Air Force Week Los Angeles. A U-2 spy plane was scheduled to participate, so I ducked out to Barnsdall Art Park to grab some pictures.

B-1

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B-52

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And… the U-2. I’ve never seen one of these flying before.

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Yes We Did

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It’s difficult not to have a tremendously bitter aftertaste here in California, but I suspect a flurry of lawsuits might just ground everything to a halt. If anything, the world now knows who Howard Ahmanson is and where to shine the flashlight the next time he scuttles in. Orange County again has a lot to answer for.

Two incidents of surreality last night…

1. The CNN hologram

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2. A barking mad Gore Vidal versus a baffled David Dimbleby on the BBC

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Birthdays

I’m not surprised at all to discover that Godzilla and Steve Ditko share the same birthday today. The only way this could be even more appropriate was if it was election day. Oh wait…

Speaking of birthdays, mine was last week. Anyone reading this blog knows that I don’t really comprehend any of the clichéd “middle-aged male life crisis” crap that’s peddled to guys my age so if I had to choose some kind of measurement unit standard here, I’ll go with pop-culture based ones. Therefore, I am no longer:

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I am now:

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This year’s birthday wasn’t quite last years’ where Kristin and I went to Portland for an extravaganza of cheap beer, video games, and tax-free shopping, but a Secret Machines show and the Divey Steak Bar That Time Forgot were worthy substitutes – especially with yummy Gumbo Pot beignets substituting for birthday cake.

I do have to throw in one “yay me!” here. A couple times during my twenty-fifth high school reunion last month I was asked the dreaded “so what are you doing” question. After my usual stream of “blahcomputersblahblahmusicblah” several people replied with “wow, that’s exactly what I thought you would be doing.” Ummm… yay me!