Please say no to this

A post on the NYC Craig’s List is making the rounds…

Ladies,

Please help me in killing this phrase: “partner in crime”.

Why?

It’s un-funny, too precious, and it has become an awful cliche.

What can you do to help?

1)Don’t use it in personal ads.

2)Advise your friends not to use it in personal ads.

Thanks and best of luck.

Yours,
The English Language

Our numbers grow stronger

I’m happy to see that long-time friend Nicholas Corwin has a ‘blog up. He’s one of the few folks whose erudite emails are very much in the old and near-dead tradition of Letter Writing, unlike the non-punctuated, non-capitalized emails that folks toss off. Plus there’s a free German lesson with each one.

An excerpt…

It is very tiresome to listen to half-educated and unread people who persistently dub “Orwellian” any architecture, especially that of public facilities such airports, train stations and the like, which features stainless steel or a sleek, stark look. In aesthetic terms, this sort of design is anything but Orwellian. The world of 1984 was anything but sleek, cool, modern or efficient: it was an impoverished, totalitarian state in which all the resources were plowed into the military and the secret police apparatus. As a result, everything was old, shabby, and dilapidated; Orwell’s Winston Smith gazes out upon great expanses of rotting nineteenth-century houses, shored up with corrugated metal and plywood. Nothing gets repaired, rebuilt, refurbished or renovated; elevators don’t work; people manage to survive increasing entropy and decrepitude.

Expo ’67 goes online

expo67sovietWhen I was two years old, my mom took me to Expo ’67 in Montreal. Of course I don’t remember a thing about it, but I like to think that the experience-via-osmosis somehow triggered off that certain section of developing grey matter that got me into the whole retro-future/techno-utopian subjects that my studies have orbited around.

The National Archives of Canada has put up a terrific on-line exhibition of Expo ’67. Even though it’s 1967 and the world is up past its elbows in conflict and cultural disassociation, Expo ’67 is refreshingly jet-age and perkily idealistic. I can just picture the moonbase.

The Top 10 Outsider Videos

So your copy of Heavy Metal Parking Lot is so mint you want to “jump its bownes” and the audio on your Senator Bud Dwyer Blows His Head Off video is so clear you can hear “hey Bud, Bud, don’t!” in your nightmares. You have punk Quincy, punk CHiPS, and a straight-from-TV version of the A.B.C After School Special: The Day My Kid Went Punk. You even made sure to own all three TV Carnage tapes in case your collection left out any Gary Coleman shit. You’re done, right?

And the top 10 are (which is kinda weird since they’re randomly selected)…

  1. Jan Terri – Rockin’ Video collection
  2. Anna Nicole Smith – Outtakes
  3. Peace and Love – the movie pitch
  4. Orson Welles – Paul Masson commercial
  5. Elton and Betty White
  6. Todd Weeks – Self-Defense Guru
  7. What I Really Want
  8. Best of the Worst Star Search Audition Tapes
  9. Martin Carlton Stunt Special
  10. Winnebago Man

What? No Jonathan Bell. The Orson Welles clip on that site is totally worth the link.