Burning A Hole In Your Pocket

While everyone is debating the merits of microwaving twenty dollar bills, this article in the RFID Journal is much more substantive and a lot scarier.

The system uses “nanometric” materials – tiny particles of chemicals with varying degrees of magnetism – that resonate when bombarded with electromagnetic waves from a reader. Each chemical emits its own distinct radio frequency, or “note,” that is picked up by the reader, and all the notes emitted by a specific mix of different chemicals are then interpreted as a binary number. Since the system uses up to 70 different chemicals, each chemical is assigned its own position in a 70-digit binary number.

For example, if the chemicals A, B, C and D were assigned to the first, second, third and fourth positions in the 70-digit number, then a mixture consisting of A and C would represent the binary number 1010 followed by 66 zeros. CrossID is testing readers that operate at three to 10 GHz, which is higher than the frequencies commonly used by wireless LANs and handheld computers, although the company has not made a final determination on what frequency the readers will use.

The tiny chemical particles can be embedded in or printed on paper. Readers can be placed inside copy machines to prevent unauthorized copying. One application would be to require that any document printed on CrossID’s special paper be photocopied onto the same type of paper. That way, an intelligence agency, financial institution or even a company wanting to protect its intellectual property could install readers at building exits to prevent unauthorized people from copying documents and leaving the building with them.

Where am I? In Pavonis Mons Whose side are you on?

rover-tumbleweedUnlike the current crop of complex Martian robot explorers, the Tumbleweed Rover is large, inflated ball that contains a small instrument package which can transmit data to an orbiting satellite. The Tumbleweed has no propulsion of it’s own, it depends entirely upon the wind to get around. Currently one is deployed in Antartica and is happily getting blown around by the wind as it collects weather information.

There’s no way you can convince me that the Tumbleweed Rover team weren’t thinking of this

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Progress City – where the future begins yesterday!

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Back in the day, my favorite part of Disneyland wasn’t the Matterhorn, the Autopia, or even Pirates Of The Carribean – it was Progress City, a model “city of the future” at the end of the Carousel Of Progress attraction in Tomorrowland. Think of it as one part World’s Fair utopian propaganda and one part model railroad set. A short video clip on the construction of the model (from the Walt Disney Presents TV show in 1968) is online.

 

Giant Commie Crab Invasion!

In the 1930s, Joseph Stalin introduced the giant Pacific Crab to the northern coast of the Soviet Union. Now the crab’s ancestors, now called the Kamchatka or Red King Crab have mobilized and are marching south along Norway’s coast, devouring everything in their path.

They now number more than 10 million and have reached the Lofoten Islands off north-west Scandinavia, leaving in their wake what one expert described as “an underwater desert”.

In a graphic display of the extent of the crab’s submarine domination, some photographs of the ocean floor in Kirkenes in northern Norway show a writhing mass of the ugly, spiny animals.

Northern clams and other shellfish, once so numerous that divers could scoop up handfuls, have been all but eliminated.

That article would be so much more improved if there was a Thomas Nast-style “artist conception” of a giant crab emblazoned with “C.C.C.P.” and a hammer and sickle on its back marching on Europe.

Russian Road Trip!

After conquering the Dalton Highway and the Pan-American Highway you might be ready for the Moscow-Vladivostok Highway.

President Vladimir Putin opened a stretch of highway in Russia’s Far East that will make it possible for the first time to drive by road across the sprawling nation — starting in Europe and ending in Asia. Russian officials are hoping the 6,214-mile Moscow to Vladivostok trek will open a window to the East and the ever-expanding Chinese market. The linchpin Chita-to-Khabarovsk link, named after the frozen Amur River that it crosses, connects some of the world’s most inaccessible regions. The planned route had been on the drawing books since 1966, but for almost two decades, little more than 22 miles were built each year. After the decision to speed up construction of the 1,345-mile Amur highway, Russia’s government road body pumped 26 percent of all its available funding into the project. The European Bank for Reconstruction and Development also provided a $25 million loan. Engineers and construction crews worked around the clock, completing on average half a mile every 24 hours.

Maybe it’s a good thing AT&T is getting absorbed

Because I’m such a “valued customer”, AT&T Wireless has decided to send me an “improved” T226 phone to replace my “old” T68i. Apparently there is something critically wrong with them because their definition of “improvement” is clearly suspect because when comparing the two, the T68i is clearly superior.

I’ve never really had many complaints about AT&T’s service, but clearly the fever has reached their head and they need to be put down.

Boomer Schadenfreude

It’s no great secret that I hate the Baby Boomers – in short, I despise their self-righteousness, their sanctimoniousness, their whining sense of entitlement, and a series of economic, social, and political plagues that my generation (and the ones following) are going to have to mop up. I can’t help but snicker at any “stick it to the Boomers” story, so when Alan Greenspan’s comments to the House Budget Committee hit the news I happily pictured him as a cackling Richard Widmark in Kiss Of Death kicking the Boomer wheelchair down the stairs.

The Long Beach Press-Telegram had a superior headline in their print edition: “Greenspan to Boomers: We Can’t Afford You”

(nota bene: I fully expect Social Security to be a non-entity by the time I’m old enough to be eligible for it. I’ve resigned myself to accept that the money I’ve paid into Social Security is lost and if given the choice I’d rather not pay into it at all.)

I’m madder than General George Patton at a peace rally because Ed Anger is dead

batboy_cooper(imagine this blog post written in 72 point Futura-Bold for full effect) Eddie Clontz, the editor-in-chief of the Weekly World News and the creator of Ed Anger and Bat Boy, died on January 26th, aged 56.

The obituary in the Economist is a must-read:

Sheer chance seemed to bring Mr Clontz to this strange outpost of journalism. After dropping out of school at 16 and trying his luck as a scallop fisherman, he became a copy boy on his local paper in North Carolina. He moved next to a Florida paper, and from there to the disreputable corner office in the Enquirer building, in a run-down resort near Palm Beach, from which he was to entertain and terrify America.

His own politics were mysterious. Under the pseudonym “Ed Anger”, he wrote a News column so vitriolically right-wing that it possibly came from the left. Anger hated foreigners, yoga, whales, speed limits and pineapple on pizza; he liked flogging, electrocutions and beer. No, Mr Clontz would say, he had no idea who Anger really was. But he was “about as close to him as any human being.”

Mr Clontz also always denied that his staff made the stories up. It was subtler than that. Many tips came from “freelance correspondents” who called in; their stories were “checked”, but never past the point where they might disintegrate. (“We don’t know whether stories are true,” said Mr Clontz, “and we really don’t care.”) The staff also read dozens of respectable newspapers and magazines, antennae alert for the daft and the bizarre. When a nugget was found, Mr Clontz would order them to run away with it, urging them to greater imaginative heights by squirting them with a giant water-pistol.

Yet he also showed care for authenticity. If a story resisted tracking down, he would give it the dateline “Bolivia”. If it relied on “scientific research”, he would make sure the scientists were Bulgarian. Writers who made up the names of Georgia natives terrorised by giant chickens would be asked to check in the telephone book to make sure they did not exist. Loving editorial attention was given to the face of Satan when he appeared in a cloud formation over New York.

Please tell me someone is writing/has written a biography of him, as he was probably the last glorious huckster left of earth. Anyone who coins the phrase “Nothing gets me more pig-biting mad than…” and comes up with “Bat Boy steals car – and goes on three state joy ride!” is a hero in my book. I hope Clontz gets to have that beer with Elvis for real.

 

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For the first time in well over sixty years, a new character will be added to the Morse Code. Not surprisingly, it’s the code for the @ sign, so Morse users can finally tap out their email addresses. The code is dot-dash-dash-dot-dash-dot which is a combination of the signals for “A” (dot-dash) and “C” (dash-dot-dash-dot) with no space between them. The new “@” character goes by the name of “commat.”