So does this make me a net.person?

My name (well at least a homonym) is now used in a story in The Onion

Woman Mad Boyfriend Not Jealous She Danced With Other Guy
WEST LAFAYETTE, IN – Deborah Raskin, 20, became angry Saturday when boyfriend Kris Barros failed to become jealous over her dancing with another guy. “She was being all quiet and staring at the wall, and she wouldn’t tell me what it was all about,” Barros said shortly after leaving the party. “Finally, I realized, shit, I was supposed to get all mad and make some big scene because she danced with that one dude before.” Barros promised Raskin that he would make more of an effort to be jealous in the future.

Instant “am I tacky or not” high society fun at BizBash

BizBash is actually a serious site for “Ideas and Resources for Special Events, Meetings and Event Marketing” and describes itself as “The Ultimate Online Destination for Event Planners”, but for the irony addicts out there it’s filled with retina-damaging reports of how those “high society” folks live it up at the Big Events for product launches, movie releases, awards shows.

Mozilla users beware – the site drips script code guano all over the top of the page.