County seeks Klingon interpreter for mental health patients

A sign of the times perhaps?

County research has shown that Klingon has gone from being a fictional tongue to what many people — and not just fans — consider a complete language, with its own grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

If a patient speaks only Klingon, the county is obligated to respond with a Klingon interpreter. So officials have decided to include it with about 55 languages, some of which, such as Russian and Vietnamese, are widely spoken, and some, such as Dari and Tongan, are seldom spoken.

The county’s purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway, greeted the request to include Klingon with skepticism.

But, she said, “There are some cases where we’ve had mental health patients where this was all they would speak.”

R.I.P. MTV’s 120 Minutes

I was probably one of the few people left who still cared enough to watch, but last Sunday’s episode of MTV’s 120 Minutes was the last. I don’t know when it was exiled over to MTV2, but 10+ years ago I never missed an episode – most of the time recording them in case I fell asleep.

MTV2 is replacing it with something called Subterranean, I’ll give it a shot, but I’m not expecting anything good.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

The Lovetones / Brian Jonestown Massacre at Spaceland on 1 May

Out of the dozen-odd times I’ve seen BJM, the past two gigs have been among the best. The current line-up iteration gives Anton some needed band stability and the new songs are pretty great. Openers The Lovetones (who’s Be What You Want album was released at the gig) played a terrific set of stuff from the new album along with a couple old Drop City songs. They’re touring the western US right now – go check them out.lovetones200305

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