Take your design artists out back and shoot them

Awhile back I blogged about the decline of magazine cover design. Today it’s the miserable state of DVD covers – specifically the awful cover for the American DVD of 24 Hour Party People. What the HELL is up with this?

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Yuck yuck yuck! Who the hell at MGM decided that a movie about a conceded nut-job record label impresario needed a murky and poorly designed generic “rave” cover? American ravers aren’t really going to be into it because half the movie is centered on Joy Division and the whole post-punk scene. OK, the other half is about the Happy Mondays (who I’d call more Benny Hill than rave), but this has to be the worst case of a cover having nothing to do with the movie.

The UK DVD is a little bit better. At least there’s a picture of the cast…

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What’s funny is that the soundtrack album has the best cover of all. Very striking design that evokes Factory Records’ whole look.

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In general DVD covers seem to be afterthoughts these days. For example, the remake of Oceans 11 had a great design to the marketing and advertising posters:

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But the DVD? Boring and uninspired:

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Perhaps not surprisingly, the net comes to the rescue. Spleenworld has full resolution replacement DVD cover art to hide the ugly ones from the studio (including the boring Oceans 11 one). I’m sure there are more sites out there.

Some Joe anecdotes

Couple of cool Joe Strummer anecdotes that have been making the rounds. The first is from Give ‘Em Enough Rope producer Sandy Pearlman:

When the Clash got here, the first thing they did was go out and see Animal House five times. They claimed to think Animal House was a documentary, and they thought John Belushi was the greatest living American. That was great. I think that actually created a lot of bizarro energy. The other thing they wanted to do was to see Michael Bloomfield play. So they went to see him a couple times and talked to him, and he sort of knew who they were or pretended to. That was their first couple days in San Francisco, doing that and discovering that the Holiday Inn they were staying at in Chinatown had probably been the place where a lot of Dirty Harry was shot. Belushi, Bloomfield, and Dirty Harry represented their trinitarian introduction to America.

The second is from Bauhaus / Love And Rockets bass maven David J:

The following night we played at The Roxy Theater on Sunset Strip. Strummer was there again. Post show he invited us back to his hotel to meet with his ‘cousin Jose’ (neat tequila gold.) We became well acquainted and before long Strummer was imparting wise words of advice concerning instruments. He strongly objected to my choice of guitar, an Ovation acoustic with a plastic back. “The thing is Dave, you’ve got no bassist so you really need that bottom end, yer know?” All yer hear with that fuckin’ Ovation is, ‘thwackey, thwackey, thwackey’ and that ain’t no fuckin’ good! What yer need is The Big Wood! Do yer know what that is?” No? Well, I’ll tell yer! The Big Wood is like a big old fuckin’ Gibson or a Gretch or a Guild, something with a bit of soul to it, a big jumbo chunk of fuckin’ wood and none of that fuckin’ plastic shit! You look at any of yer serious guys, Neil Young, Stephen Stills, Van fuckin’ Morrison, they all got the Big Wood. Now Barry!” (our tour manager at the time. ) At this point Stummer is literally on his knees. “Barry, will you promise me something? Tomorrow morning I want yer to drive down to the fuckin’ river, then I want yer to take those fuckin’ shit Ovation guitars and throw ’em in it! Then take him down to Sunset and get him sorted with the Big Wood! Right!”

Right! We did and it made all the difference in the world.

That last time I saw him in San Diego, the first thing he said to me was, “You
got it, right? You got The Big Wood!” (I had’nt seen him since ’89! ) I gladly answered in the affirmative.

 

We need him more than ever

Still feeling sucker-punched from the news about Joe Strummer yesterday. *sigh*. Only saw The Clash once back in the day when they opened up for The Who in 1982 (the bill should have been reversed) and Joe later on the tour for Earthquake Weather, but my favorite Joe memory was from the tour in which he joined The Pogues – possibly the best concert I’d seen in my life. Didn’t hurt that Los Lobos were the headliners too (the show happened the week their cover of “La Bamba” hit #1).

This is Screengazer

Momus is trying to get his “Screengazer” meme out to the world so in the name of genre maximization here’s his entire essay.

I describe in my current essay Sound Dust hearing a member of a French laptop group called Shinsei talking about how he’s more influenced by My Bloody Valentine than electronica. And Bingo! — it all falls into place. Laptops are the new guitars, glitchtronica is the new indie art rock. Okay, fine, that’s all been discussed on another thread.

But suddenly I realise that a genre term is there for the taking. It’s on its hind legs yapping at me, begging to be used. ‘Screengazer’. MBV were ‘Shoegazers’, these laptop people influenced by them are ‘Screengazers’. The guitar is worn lower than the laptop, so you gaze shoewards. The laptop has an interface that casts light on your face when you gaze at it, so it’s a bit more dramatic. But in both cases, it’s the music that matters, and the concentration and listening that are emphasised by your ‘gaze’. It’s the idea that you’re entranced by the possibilities of sound, and forget about the audience, your own body, your responsibilities as a performer to ‘entertain’.

I googled ‘Screengazer’ and was rather surprised to find that nobody has used the term. Nobody has put these two scenes together in that one handy word. So today I want to use ILM to declare this the term for all indie glitchtop forthwith, and declare myself its baptiser and godfather! Hurrah! By perhaps no co-incidence whatsoever, I am also cited in Simon Reynolds’ discussion of the nascent genre as the aphorist who said ‘In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen people’, which is another relevant point about the Screengazers.

There are distinctions to be made. The Shoegazers lived in a specific place: Camden, London. They all drank in the same pub (supposedly). The Screengazers, a mere ten years later, are post-geography, and post-nation state. They live in San Francisco, Tokyo, Paris, Berlin, Reykjavik, Rome, wherever. Their community is where we are right now, in the liminal interzone of the net. (Expand distinctions / similarities.)

I’m a little nervous about my new genre term, because it’s satirical. Nobody is going to say ‘I’m Jim, I have a laptop project called O.bso/lite, and I’m a Screengazer’. Just as Shoegazer (who coined that term, wasn’t it some Melody Maker journalist?) was a slightly mocking and hostile term which hastened the end of the delivery style of Slowdive and early Ride, so Screengazer is the kind of mocking, prodding term that will have laptopists stage-diving before long — ie that will shame them into renunciation of the very features that make them important and distinctive, ie their deep, valuable concentration on sound, their avoidance of hoary old rock gestures and the physical staples of entertainment (‘put your hands together, yeah!’).

Googlism on Shoegazer: ‘shoegazer is / was an insult over here’.

So it’s with reluctance that I unleash, in this thread, the viral meme ‘Screengazer’ on a previously unsuspecting world. I suspect that, launched today from ILM, it will have a deadly effectiveness, erasing and effacing other genre terms and becoming perhaps the standard label for the genre, at least for people cynical of the genre’s practises, and that its way of defining a bunch of disparate activities will actually hasten the change and dissolution of those practises. Changes I don’t particularly want to see, although I personally mix dancing and singing with my Sound Dust, and would never think of gazing at my iBook’s screen a second longer than it took to trigger the next mp3.

I know that, if I hit ‘Submit’ now, when I run Google and Googlism searches one month hence, and one year hence, I will find many references to ‘Screengazer’. They will mostly be more hostile and dismissive than references to ‘Laptop’ and ‘Glitch’ (Googlism on Glitch: ‘glitch is definable as a rhythmic offshoot of musique concrete’).

Googlism on ‘Screengazer’, December 20th 2002: ‘Sorry, Google doesn’t know enough about screengazer yet.’ Fine, why don’t I just leave it like that?

So do I hit ‘Submit’ and get that gratifying ‘Success!’ screen, or do I leave the genre to keep growing in its current diverse, organic, shambolic and slow way, protected, like a flower by thorns, by the current mishmash of terms: ‘Laptop’, ‘Glitch’, ‘Sound Mangling’, ‘DSPism’, ‘Mad MAX’…?

— Momus