October 2006


Chinatown: The Horror Movie

Matt M. pokes a stick at the movie Chinatown and uncovers the horror movie that lies within.

Not only is Cross a crook who manipulates civic policy, potentially endangering hundreds with flood; not only does he order murders as casually as you might step on an ant. He steals life from others to prolong his own. When he says that he wants The Future, he’s not just talking about the future of water in the city or his personal fortunes. He is talking capital T, capital F The Future. “How many years have I got? She’s mine, too,” he tells his daughter, Evelyn of his granddaughter Katherine.

But Katherine Mulwray isn’t just his granddaughter. She’s his daughter, too. Evelyn Cross Mulwray isn’t only Katherine’s mother, but she’s her sister. Is this adding up? Cross slept with his daughter to give birth to another daughter that is more than half of himself (assuming that you can call your child half your own). And his plan is to sire another child who is more than three quarters himself. Cross commits monstrous, perverse acts in order to extend his power and his grasp of the future. Not only will he live through his daughter, but his granddaughter and even his great granddaughter, who are more and more him with every generation.

Cross is a vampire in the literal sense of the word, but worse than that, he’s a vampire that preys upon his own children, sundering taboos and any consideration but his own survival as he does so.

And in order for evil to survive, good has to be quietly vanquished. Cross extinguishes hope with every footstep. He is impervious to the law, even when Gittes finds out the truth. What’s more, Cross acts with impunity, all but kidnapping the only innocent being in the story right under the noses of the police and a powerless Gittes. What’s more, Gittes has to take it. He has to swim in that water, and in order to do so, it’s easier to let evil triumph. The Bad Guys win, and not in a “zombies swarm all over the wreckage” kind of way. It’s a very personal, intimate kind of devastation that Cross wreaks. He is able to take the fight out of Gittes (whose been shown to be more than capable of manipulating any situation) with seemingly no effort.

Happy Halloween Los Angeles!

links for 2006-10-31

Separated At Birth, Part VII

(Credit to Masonic Boom for finding this one first before I got to Astronomy Picture Of The Day in my feed reader.)

The album cover for Spiritualized’s Lazer Guided Melodies

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The dark nebula SH2-136

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Happy birthday to me

Dear Apple Customer,

Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order is on its way to you.

The following products shipped on 10/30/2006.

MBPRO 15/2.33 CTO

With the following configuration:
Processor 065-6642 2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo.
Memory 065-6619 2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM-2×1GB
Hard Drive 065-6624 160GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
Optical Drive 065-6625 SuperDrive 6X
Display 065-6631 15″ Widescreen Display
Modem 065-6645 None
Apple Software Solutions 065-6200 None
Keyboard/Mac OS Language 065-6627 BkLit Keyboard/Mac OS
Country Kit/AEX 065-6628 Country Kit

MacBookPro shipping

*Loads FedEx tracking page. Obsessively hits “reload.” Repeats*

links for 2006-10-27

Maximum Scrabble

Ladies and gentlemen, the aftermath of the highest scoring game of Scrabble ever:

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New records for most points in a game by one player (830), the most total points in a game (1,320), and the most points on a single turn (365 for “QUIXOTRY”).

A selection of recent headlines

Make up your own “Author X meets Cultural Critic Y” combinations here, because things are just too strange…

These “Warning Signs for Tomorrow” might be a little more urgent and key now:

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links for 2006-10-25

Charles Phoenix Overdrive

I was on Charles Phoenix’s whirlwind Los Angeles tour back in March. Apparently someone videoed the event and edited the whole works into a 15 minute overview. In keeping with the Disneyland theme, I suppose you can call it “The Disneyland Tour Of Los Angeles via SuperSpeed Tunnel.”

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links for 2006-10-24

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