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So wacky it could only be COINTELPRO… The Black Panther Coloring Book

One of the crazy plans that the FBI’s COINTELPRO drew up to subvert the Black Panthers was the Black Panther Coloring Book. Sent to families across the United States, the coloring book was supposed to undermine white support for black civil rights.

Thanks to the Internet, what was once a weird footnote in the Congressional inquiry into COINTELPRO is now downloadable.

[via Blowback]

Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries’ Flash fun

Cool collection of Flash movies by the mysterious Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries. Kinda pretentious, but in a fun and playful beatnik sort of way. Start with The Struggle Continues (works best in French, but there is an English version) or Artist’s Statement No. 45,730,944: The Perfect Artistic Web Site

The Doom that came to the Mystery Machine

Inevitable

My name is Daphne Pickman. Perhaps you’ve seen some of the fictionalized versions of our adventures. Don’t believe them. The truth is far more horrible. Yes, we have exposed a fair number of frauds, but there were cases we covered up. We had to. The feeble minds of the masses, laden in sitcom tripe, could not bear the lonely burdens we have borne. Perhaps some day, I’ll write down how we battled the band ‘God’s Lost Children’ or how we proved that Rush Limbaugh was a Deep One, his show an elaborate rite for unleashing Cthulhu upon the world. I laughed for relief when we successfully turned a shoggoth loose during one of his broadcasts and it ate him, then choked to death in the process. But that is a story for another time, and assumes your sanity survives reading this tale intact. Indeed, when I look back on the horrors we have faced, it is hard for me to understand how I have kept my sanity. Perhaps it is not so surprising that the dark knowledge which alone suffices to defeat the forces of the Mythos finally consumed the hearts and souls of my companions, thus forcing me to kill them and eat their brains.

[via FARK]

Crash Bonsai: Because your bonsai tree is just too damn serene

crashbonsaiCrash Bonsai takes toy cars and carefully turns them into mini-wrecks – a perfect twisted addition to your carefully cultivated tree of peace.

I kinda like this one. The old pre-war car gives it a nice lurid police photograph look, as if it was taken by a miniture bonsai-sized Walter Winchell.