What’s In My Bag

One of the high traffic Flickr groups I read is What’s In Your Bag – pictures of people’s bags and what they carry around in them. It’s part of the pseudo-voyeur Flickr world of documenting people’s lives, just without showing the actual people. See also Annotated Work Spaces and Command-Shift-3.

It was only a matter of time before I got around to posting mine:

What's In My Bag

The Flickr page has the full annotations, but to break it down I’m carrying around (at the time of the picture):

  • Jack Spade’s laptop field bag
  • Headphones for laptop
  • Netflix to return (disc 1 of Profit)
  • MacBook Pro (2.33GHz Core 2 Duo, 2GB RAM, 120GB HD)
  • 5th Gen. iPod (40GB)
  • Nokia 6682
  • Laptop remote
  • Apple Wireless Mighty Mouse
  • MacBook Pro power adapter
  • USB cable for camera
  • FireWire cable for iPod
  • Winter/Spring 2007 Lay Of The Land newsletter from Center For Land-Use Interpretation
  • Winter 2006-2007 issue of 2600 magazine
  • The Bugatti Queen by Miranda Seymour
  • Rhodia note pad and various pens
  • Spare DVD-R blank

Out of the 700 photos I’ve put on Flickr, the picture of my bag is inexplicably my “most interesting.” Go figure.

Through the pass and down the hill

One thing about getting your server hosed is that it’s finally an opportunity to do all that reconfiguration crap you’ve been putting off. Annoyingly, I discovered that I had become way too dependent on webmin for configuration. Kinda ashamed really, I used to be able to set things up completely by hand… including sendmail. Aside: the people who answer sendmail questions with “it’s too hard and insecure, use postfix” can go hang. Get yourself the fruit bat book and learn it the same way the rest of us did back in the BOFH days. It builds character.

Having said that, I made the switch to postfix since most SpamAssassin set-ups use it. Plus I get a leg up on making the switch to Leopard Server when it’s finally released. The Mac Mini colocation farm is just too great of a deal (and cheaper than what I’m paying now).

OK, A New Size TV

CKB & Woz Ten years ago I was on a mailing list for PowerBook users. Steve Wozniak was on the list too and I noticed a very odd phrase in his .sig file: “OK, a new size TV.”

I got to wondering what the hell it meant and I didn’t want to email Woz directly because a) he’s busy and I didn’t want to bother him and b) I wanted to figure it out myself in case there was a chance of Valuable Prizes. My first thought was that the phrase was either a telephone alphanumeric or a line from a Tom Swift book – both of which figure prominently in Woz lore. The telephone number idea didn’t really work in a meaningful way and I got as far as one Swift book when one day I wondered if it was a transposition code. I wrote the letters out as OKANEWSIZETV and in a jump of mental sartori I realized that I could use the letters to spell STEVEWOZNIAK. Blame it on a healthy Scrabble appetite.

I emailed Woz and soon got a reply back congratulating me for finding the anagram. Last night at his talk/book signing at Book Soup, I mentioned the anagram story and asked him if his .sig file still has the phrase (it doesn’t). The Valuable Prize, of course, is getting a “you did well in figuring it out” congrats from Woz himself.

Happy birthday to me

Dear Apple Customer,

Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order is on its way to you.

The following products shipped on 10/30/2006.

MBPRO 15/2.33 CTO

With the following configuration:
Processor 065-6642 2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo.
Memory 065-6619 2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM-2x1GB
Hard Drive 065-6624 160GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
Optical Drive 065-6625 SuperDrive 6X
Display 065-6631 15" Widescreen Display
Modem 065-6645 None
Apple Software Solutions 065-6200 None
Keyboard/Mac OS Language 065-6627 BkLit Keyboard/Mac OS
Country Kit/AEX 065-6628 Country Kit

MacBookPro shipping

*Loads FedEx tracking page. Obsessively hits “reload.” Repeats*

The WTC and I

I have two memories of the World Trade Center, one is direct and one not.

My first visit to New York City was on July 3, 1986. In the following forty-eight hours I experienced the following:

  • Arriving at the Saarinen terminal at JFK (I still miss crazy-ole TWA)
  • Several scary “80s-era” subway rides (including the Train To The Plane line!)
  • Gunfire followed by a woman screaming
  • The best coffee and bagel I had ever eaten
  • Attempted murder by cabbie (“pedestrians are targets California-boy!”)
  • Used book stores in every neighborhood
  • A dirty-water hot dog from a vendor in Central Park
  • The joys of trying to park a car on the Upper West Side

On July 4, Nicholas, who was living in NYC at the time, and I tried to get into Windows On The World. We got as far as the elevator where the ground floor maitre d’ took one look at us and refused us entry because I was wearing blue jeans and neither one of us was wearing a tie. I wasn’t offended, in fact I muttered a bemused “wow, snooty New York service… Alright!” to myself. We ended up watching the fireworks from the south tower observation deck… My only regret was that I didn’t take a camera with me.

The indirect memory of the World Trade Center is a flyer and a video I have of Spiritualized’s 1997 show at Windows On The World as part of their “Highest shows on Earth” concerts. I wish I could have been there, I could have finally gotten into the place. (there’s a Real stream of the show here)

wtc-asbestos.jpg

(advertisement from Asbestos magazine, November 1981. Found here and elsewhere.)

Life’s great! How can I mess it up?

drawme_planner.jpg By applying to grad school of course…

Hell, in these days who doesn’t think about running away to grad school? It’s the A#1 double-plus-good refuge for intelligent social misfits and the self-ostracized. As a grad student you have full social permission to be one of those “oh, never mind him – he’s a grad student” guy.

To qualify, I only signed up to take the GRE. Call it an “exploratory foray” if you will, though I believe that the only people who use that phrase now are drug users, political candidates and the US Military. Helll, I’m not entirely sure that I even want to pursue it past the GRE stage as my dozen or so plus years as an IT Garbage Collector hasn’t yet made me want to stab myself. So far.

The object of all this hand-wringing is an urban planning degree. I love the field and it pays better than rock-and-roll.

The down side? Crushing amounts of anxiety, debt, and an uncertain future. A complete reverse-course for how I am now (in good spirits, debt free, and able to do my thing).

Since I can’t help but be Mr. Perversity, I scheduled myself to take the test on Friday the 13th (of October that is)