Dear Apple Customer,
Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order is on its way to you.
The following products shipped on 10/30/2006.
MBPRO 15/2.33 CTO
With the following configuration:
Processor 065-6642 2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo.
Memory 065-6619 2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM-2x1GB
Hard Drive 065-6624 160GB Serial ATA Drive@5400rpm
Optical Drive 065-6625 SuperDrive 6X
Display 065-6631 15" Widescreen Display
Modem 065-6645 None
Apple Software Solutions 065-6200 None
Keyboard/Mac OS Language 065-6627 BkLit Keyboard/Mac OS
Country Kit/AEX 065-6628 Country Kit
*Loads FedEx tracking page. Obsessively hits “reload.” Repeats*
Awesome. That’s the one I was looking at to replace the Powerbook that just got stolen off my desk at home last week. If only I could replace the data I hadn’t backed up recently.
Aw crap, I’m sorry. Did the burglars nab anything else?
Video camera – meh. $100 or so in rolled coins. Great-grandfather’s 100-year-old pocket watch.
Somehow now it’s me hearing LA saying “getoutgetoutgetout”.