1. Did Woodstock ever have any concerns about potential cannibalism charges when he had Thanksgiving dinner with Snoopy?
2. How come automobile engines and electrical systems will invariably quit when in the presence of UFOs, but airplane systems are apparently immune? Note: I’m ignoring the Thomas Mantell case here.
3. For all of the “pro-family” propaganda that the apocalypse-watching fundamentalists put forth, aren’t they worried a little about that “woe unto them that are with child” line in Matthew?
4. Whatever happened to that Russian guy?
