Automobile Death Ray

So the Star Wars anti-missile system works pretty well after all. That is if the incoming warheads are driving to their target in a BMW or Jeep.

President Bush’s son of star wars has neutralised its first targets in Yorkshire even before the British government has given the formal go-ahead for the RAF Fylingdales base on the moors to be used for the project.

The upgrading of the security and surveillance systems at the base, in preparation for an onslaught of peace protesters objecting to the scheme, is knocking out the electrical systems of expensive cars.

High power radar pulses trigger the immobilising devices of many makes of cars and motorcycles – BMW, Mercedes and Jeep among them. Many have had to be towed out of range of the base before they can be restarted.

Hmmm… How about the Star Wars anti-SUV defense system?

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