From the current Arcata Eye police log

From the current Arcata Eye police log:

Friday, June 28 9:17 p.m. A space/time wormhole opened up near the storage units by the freeway, disgorging three “hippies,” their ample tresses defying gender identification. An officer conferred with the flower children, who like, kept on going on.

Monday, July 1 5:52 p.m. A caller requested police patrol his trailer park ‘hood on a hunch that his neighbors were about to call the cops on him because he and his gleaming mullet hairdo had just walked up the street.

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