So what’s in the envelope that Bush left for Obama?

(An exercise in stream of consciousness…)

via Boston Globe’s The Big Picture

In this handout photo provided by the White House, a folder for U.S. President Barack Obama (the 44th president) is shown, left for him by Former U.S. President George W. Bush on the Resolute desk in the Oval Office of the White House January 20, 2009 in Washington, D.C.

1. Pink slip and registration for Roswell saucer
2. Treasure map to Masonic gold stash
3. Keys to Calvin Coolidge’s secret liquor cabinet
4. Television remote for the Big Board in the War Room

An obligatory ILX thread follows…