For the hell of it I answered the Find Your Spot quiz with exactly the opposite answers than how I would normally answer. So according to them, my top list of places I shouldn’t move to are (keeping the website’s town description intact this time):
- Round Top, Texas – Tiny Art Town In Texas’ Hill Country
- Lake Havasu City, Arizonas – Arizona’s West Coast
- Conroe, Texas – Big Lake Country
- Clarksdale, Mississippi – We’ve Got the Blues
- Crystal River, Florida – Manatee Haven
- Hopkinsville, Kentucky – Friendliest Place in Kentucky
- Fredericksburg, Texas – City of Steeples
- Kerrville, Texas – Hill Country Shangri-la
- St. Marys, Georgia – Georgia’s Oldest City
- Eufaula, Alabama – The Bluff City
- Green Valley, Arizona – Sunshine Paradise
- Bisbee, Arizona – The Copper Queen
- Marble Falls, Texas – Hub of the Highland Lakes
- Port Aransas, Texas – Always in Season
- New Smyrna Beach, Florida – Orlando’s Beach
- St Augustine, Florida – America’s First City
- Brunswick, Georgia – Georgia’s Art Capital
- Alexander City, Alabama – The South’s Best-Kept Secret
- Wimberley, Texas – A Taste of Texas Hill Country
- San Marcos, Texas – Hill Country Jewel
- Ormond Beach, Florida – The Secret Beach
- Deland, Florida – The Athens of Florida
- Guntersville, Alabama – A Lakeside Haven
- Paris, Tennessee – A Hidden Lakeshore Treasure
This list reads like a season’s worth of City Confidential episodes. I have to go to Round Top, Texas now, if only to eat at Royers Round Top Cafe where they promise:
Very soon you will be able to sit on the Cafe’s front porch and connect for WI-FI is coming! Yes, we will be the only “wireless hot” spot in Round Top! We’re bringing Austin to Round Top!!!
Slice of pecan pie, top off the gas tank, and get away as fast as possible.