The Null Device links to an article on the FBI’s “Zero Files”, which is the destination for all the rants, crank letters and conspiracy manifestos sent to the agency.
I had a visit yesterday from two gentlemen who said they were from the SECRET SERVICE! They were looking for the HAMBURGLAR who said the PRESIDENT might choke on a CHEESEBURGER on AIR FORCE ONE! No wonder they can’t balance a TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET in DC, they have to check out all the MCDONALDS in AMERICA for the DEADLY CHEESEBURGER that might KILL the PRESIDENT! This is not a JOKE!
— From the Zero Files, 8/15/1995– — —