Julian Cope reviews the hilariously named Black Sabbath bootleg Behind The Wall Of Spock, and the resulting spew is easily the review of the month.
U-Know watt? I never watched the Osbournes so there might be a whole crowd of you reading this going, what’s he on this week, Cope? All I can say is yes (We love you!) the Oz is a clueless knobshiner with killdozer kids, but this Skellig Michael hermit/Viking ain’t complaining one bit. Ozness ain’t tarnished his inverted cross in this household because that programme never got watched (excepting of course those shakey gravy traumas over X-Mass!). Sorry to offer that cop-out aside, but fuck you (We love you) if you don’t believe me. Besides, “Symptom of the Universe” is next, so the riff will drown out whatever you yell at me.