From: SirManth@aol.com
Subject: Re: New Thread....top 5 Alton wisdoms
Date: 2/6/2002 9:59:36 PM
To: seance@lists.no-fi.com


reviving the whole top 5 thing, here is the only top 5 list
i feel like making, top 5 most wise things i have ever said.

of course most of what makes these so good is that they
are taken completely out of context!  now imagine hearing
someone in a bar yell at a friend...

5.  i forgot to squeeze my shit.
4.  me through with language.
3.  i'm so fucked up, i don't know what to do with myself.
2.  jump up and down and act like a fool.
and my personal favorite...
1.  If you press the buttons, more shit happens.

alton