From: Ponte, Kai, kponte@isd.sbcounty.gov
Subject: Fantasy Band
Date: 2/1/2002 3:40:52 PM
To: "Seance (E-mail)", seance@lists.no-fi.com


I've been straining my brain to come up with the ultimate fantasy band.  In
my mind I've been playing with who would be the exact right mix of
guitarists, vocalists, keyboards, percussionists, drummers, sax players...
You get the idea. Anyway, I've decided and I think I've come up with the
ultimate fantasy band:

Claudia Schiffer - Vocals
Brooke Shields - Guitar
Cindy Crawford - Bass
Charlize Theron - Sax

Now, I have no idea if any of these women can sing/play, but I really
wouldn't care.  I figure they could lip-sync "Old Mac Donald" for two hours
and it still would be an incredible concert.  You may have noted that there
is no drummer. I did that on purpose because I wouldn't want to hide anybody
behind a drum kit.  

KP